The man whose mother was a pirate

Once upon a time there was a man who had never seen the sea. His mother was a pirate. The man always wore a respectable brown suit and brown shoes. The man worked in a neat little office. The man wrote down rows of figures in books and ruling lines under them. One day his mother said "I want to see the sea again me
Matey. I really want to fire my pistol gun laddy and I want to have so much fun." So they headed for the door. The man's mother said "Are you excitied boy?" Yes, I am ." Very soon they saw a beam of sun light shone in there eyes. They saw sparkly golden sand. "I see the sea" They jumped all around and lived happily ever after.



The End